GENERAL:

Opinion on edible unmentionables:
Attracts too many bees. I don't like bees.

If you were stranded on an island in the Pacific, name three people you'd kill if they were with you:
Nigel Dempster, Alan Greenspan, Selphie. (Can I have fake people??... No??)

Seesaws, angry surgeons, or armshrubbery:
Angry Surgeons. : D

If you had a hundred bajillion bucks, where would you park your camel:
In OXFAM's carpark, like all the stupid Jewelry Store Women!!

Would you give me a beret or a lemur:
Beret.

Why are there so many *expletive* *expletive* loud people in my room:
Uhmmmm something something peacock feathers. Drippy.

Give us your stance on texturous wallpaper:
Promiscuous.

FOODS:

Coconut, gruel, or chocolate fire ants:
Coconut.

So, how do you feel about eating some Kneebroth with eyelashdashings:
I feel mighty happy!! ::prepares the wake::

Would you befriend a jolly cannibal:
Sure!! : D

Would you partake of your limbs in his happy company:
I'd rather eat his. And then his head and earlobes. And go through his wallet looking for 'Clues'.

Redegg, Squealegg, or Boredegg:
Squealegg.

Stupidsoup, rudesoup, or foodsoup:
Foodsoup.

Can you stuff both your hands in your mouth at once (Y/N):
N

Would you eat Qaraghandy if you were starving to death:
I'd eat anything except eggwhites and cardoors.

GENERAL, PART II:

Have you ever considered severing someone's legs and using them as wings:
Don't be stupid. I have my own wings.

Are Harriet's ground-up teeth a cure for lyme disease:
Yes!! ::markets::

Why am I so fascinated by self-consumption and rotting corpses:
Because you visualise all relationships in an ultimately self-destructive light.

Would you consume your own rotting corpse if you were bored enough:
Probably not.

Korean, Russian, or Rooster:
Russian.

How do you feel about coding HTML on a dead politician's back with your own blood:
Quite intrigued. Which politician?? When??

How much will you sell your soul to me for:
Oh just take the bloody thing - not like I use it.

Do you ever dream about gerunds (be honest, damn it):
No... but Gerundives, indeed!! I like SWIMMING. Ooooo. Erotic.

THE BIG FINISH:

How do you feel about. . . .

A greenbean / squidchips medley: Particularly vehement.
Your elbows suddenly growing teeth: Useful for protection against Albanian elbowstealing.
229: Not positive.
Little bagels in mating season: Aww!! Bagel porn!! Hehe. YOU BETTER LUBRICATE WITH BUTTER.
Lawnmower karaoke: Grassinating.
Komrade Stew: I... uhh... hey!!
God's personal penguins: Overrated.
Tony Blair's sex life: He's a robot. From the sewers. It's true, the Daily Star said so.
A lot of nice glue in your ear: Nice glue?? : D? That's alright. Does it have glitter... of some sort??