Komrade and I present to you our tiny endeavors with the FruityLoops program: the GOOD, the BAD, and the UNSPEAKABLY UGLY. We give you... MUSICALHAIKU. Feast your ears! Feast!

PART I: ASCENSION OF THE NANOCHICKENS

Grapestream DNA: Primordial engenderings of the musicalhaiku

PART II: SEA CUCUMBER GREENDREAMS

Syncopated Eggbirths in the Hatchery: Grooveagles and the factoryline reproduction

Daggerswallow: Mrs. McLeary blunders through the birthpipe

PART III: COWTONES IN KUWAIT IN 1938

Lonely Feeblesquare: Tending to the iceconifers

Gyving Sellokittens: Three-second foxtrotting

PART IV: PANDA PIE IN THE AFTERHAMMOCK

Supernatural Sunchorus: Welcome to Salisbury

Sharkplunderings for the Brainscream: Ethereal Haiku Slaughterhouse